Bold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged—this "I Will Sh*t on Everything You Love" pigeon tee is for the truly chaotic at heart. Whether you're a bird lover with a dark sense of humor or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the absurdity of life, this shirt delivers on attitude and originality.
Featuring a hilariously menacing pigeon graphic, it’s perfect for casual days, coffee shop side-eyes, or just letting people know you’re not here to play nice. The soft cotton fabric keeps it comfortable, while the design makes it unforgettable. Ideal as a gift for quirky friends, bird nerds, or anyone who appreciates offbeat humor, this shirt is guaranteed to get reactions—mostly laughter, probably some confusion, and definitely respect.
Let your inner feathered menace fly free with this one-of-a-kind graphic tee



 
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Width, in
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Length, in
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
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Targeted toward adults who love to flaunt their personality through their wardrobe, this shirt not only offers a classic fit but also combines sustainability with style, ensuring both comfort and eco-consciousness in every wear.

Product features
- Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Seamless construction for reduced fabric waste and aesthetic appeal
- Ribbed collar maintains elasticity and shape
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints
- Ethically sourced cotton with a sustainable production process

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat