Make a bold and humorous statement with our Absolutely Not Unisex Cotton Tee. Perfect for everyday casual wear, this funny shirt is an ideal gift for friends who love witty, no-nonsense style. Great for birthdays or just because!
😂 Perfect For:


Casual daily wear with a sarcastic twist


Gifts for friends, siblings, or coworkers


Birthday surprises or lighthearted humor gifts


✨ Features:


Soft Cotton Fabric: Comfortable and breathable all day


Unisex Fit: Relaxed style suits all body types


Bold Statement Design: Shows off your fun personality


Gift-Ready: Perfect for her, him, or anyone with a sense of humor


Say it loud, say it proud — with style and a smile.



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability - Seamless design for a clean look - Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape - Ethically sourced fabric from US cotton - Comfortable, classic fit suitable for any occasion Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat