Bold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged—this "I Will Sh*t on Everything You Love" pigeon tee is for the truly chaotic at heart. Whether you're a bird lover with a dark sense of humor or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the absurdity of life, this shirt delivers on attitude and originality.
Featuring a hilariously menacing pigeon graphic, it’s perfect for casual days, coffee shop side-eyes, or just letting people know you’re not here to play nice. The soft cotton fabric keeps it comfortable, while the design makes it unforgettable. Ideal as a gift for quirky friends, bird nerds, or anyone who appreciates offbeat humor, this shirt is guaranteed to get reactions—mostly laughter, probably some confusion, and definitely respect.
Let your inner feathered menace fly free with this one-of-a-kind graphic te



 
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Width, in
16.00
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32.00


Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.99
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9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
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Product features
- Made without side seams to reduce fabric waste and enhance fit.
- Ribbed neckline retains its shape, ensuring durability.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from ultra-soft, ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton.
- DTF printed graphics for vibrant and long-lasting visuals.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors