For those with a dark sense of humor and zero interest in pretending otherwise, the "I'm Just a Little Ray of Pitch Black" T-shirt says it all—dry, sarcastic, and totally on point.
This unisex graphic tee blends wit and style, making it perfect for casual days, coffee runs, or gifting to that one friend who’s equal parts hilarious and dead inside (in the best way, of course).
Why It Rocks:


🖤 Features bold text with a delightfully dark twist


😎 Great for everyday wear, parties, or low-energy socializing


🎁 Awesome gift for sarcastic friends, birthdays, or just because


👕 Laid-back vibe with a soft, comfortable feel


💬 Instant mood-setter without saying a word


Whether you're embracing the gloom or just done with the world before noon, this tee fits your energy perfectly.



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



 
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for increased durability.
- Seamless tubular design reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Crafted from a strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically produced from 100% US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat